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Bacon This site is for any and all people who love that sweet, salty, juicy, crunchy, oh-so-delicious BACON !!!!!!!!!!!! Everything you ever wanted to know about bacon is right here!

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Get ready to sizzle!

Frying pan My bacon has a first name,
Its...
B-A-C-O-N.
My bacon has a second name,
its...
B-A-C-O-N.
I love to eat it everyd a a a a a a y,
And if you ask me why i'll s a a a a a a a a a a a y...
'Cause bacon is a treat this way, oh
Y-U-M-M-I-E-S!

Bacon chat

Our very own Bacon discussion center! Try it out!


ShoutMix chat widget

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Meet the Baconators

  • Cloudsfinalh - Likes long walks on the beach, while eating bacon.
  • Maonzhi - Likes having fun by cow-tipping, while eating bacon.
  • Sheep01 - Likes collecting and looking at small, glass figurines, while eating bacon.

Meet the Baconaff

  • Unrealevil - Likes reading about large, furry animals, while eating bacon.
  • Supersims - Likes rhymin wit da kr3w, while eating bacon.
  • Bunny_Man - Likes eating Kevin's bacon, while eating bacon.

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Did you say Bacon?

Bacon is abundant in many different languages. If you know how to say Bacon in a language we don't have listed below, please email us at webmaster@baconhq.com and write in the subject line, "Did you say Bacon?". We encourage you to use and practice with these different terms so that you can spread the love of Bacon to people all around the world.

  • French - Lard
  • Dutch - Vlees
  • Spanish - Panceta
  • German - Speck
  • French - Lard
  • Portuguese - Toucinho
  • Turkish - Pastirma
  • Italian - Pancetta
  • Norwegian - Flesk
  • Swedish - skinka
  • Estonian - Peekon
  • Tagalog - Tusino
  • Serbian - Slanina
  • Farsi - Pihi subh
  • Cantonese - Xun ròu
  • Hindu - Su'ar-ki carbi

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To Bacon or Not to Bacon

Well, here's some quotes to start off that great Bacon conversation that you should have with everyone. If they refuse, just sit them at the table, and set a plate of fresh bacon in front of them. See if they can resist it. We dare them! If you have have some Bacon quotes to add, email us at webmaster@baconhq.com and write in the subject line, "To Bacon or Not to Bacon".

  • “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
    - Doug Larson(Gold Medal Winner)

  • “Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.”
    - (Unknown)

  • “I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give.”
    - Thomas Jefferson

  • “The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.”
    - Ogden Nash

  • “The universal food of the people of Texas, both rich and poor, seems to be corn-dodger and fried bacon.”
    - Frederick Law Olmstead

  • “We plan, we toil, we suffer -- in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol's eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake up just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs. And, again I cry, how rarely it happens! But when it does happen -- then what a moment, what a morning, what a delight!”
    - J. B. Priestley

  • "Is it Bacon Day?"
    - Homer Simpson

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Oh Bacon, My Bacon!

Bacon. What else can we say? It speaks for itself and inspires greatness. (In our minds and stomachs!) If you get inspired as well, email us at webmaster@baconhq.com and write in the subject line, "Oh Bacon, My Bacon!".

To frying pans we’re taken,
With heat, we start a-shakin’.
Then out comes the grease,
From each crispy piece,
We’re now cooked, mouth-watering bacon.

 I can be in the form of turkey,
Canadian, normal, or jerky.
For breakfast I’m served,
Hot, juicy and curved,
Some bacon makes any day perky.

 For breakfast it starts your day swell,
With its juicy and tender smell.
Goes good with an egg,
For more you will beg,
On your mind, all day it will dwell.
Oh bacon, I love you so,
I like to eat you so slow!
It savors the taste
As you go to my waist,
When you’re gone, a tantrum I’ll throw.

 I could eat bacon for days
From dishes, platters or trays.
It’d take me awhile
To eat the whole pile.
But who cares when inside me it stays?

 A scrumptious and tasty delight,
Into my mouth I will invite!
Yes, bacon tastes good
As all bacon should
To me it won’t cease to excite.
Oh bacon, you’re misunderstood.
Without you, my life is no good!
It’s my life you rock
All around the clock,
I’d eat you all day if I could.

 With your strips of brown and gold,
You’re good both hot and cold.
In a chapel we’d wed,
“I do,” would be said,
And our story would begin to unfold.

 Breathtaking
Appetizing
Crazy good
Orgasmic
Never-ending goodness

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The Meat of Bacon

Have you ever tried Bacon with peanut butter? or with apples? Well, don't mock until you try it. Here at Baconhq we'll try pretty much anything, with Bacon! If you have a mouth-watering recipe to share, email us at webmaster@baconhq.com and write in the subject line, "The Meat of Bacon".

Recipe Title Ingredients Process
Bacon Plus ...
  • Bacon
  • Anything else
  1. Put anything on a plate or bowl, whatever it fits best in.
  2. Put bacon on top or break up and mix in anything. Your choice!
  3. Eat and enjoy!
Bacon Sandwich
  • (2 slices)Bread - any kind
  • (6-8 strips)Bacon
  1. Toast your bread slices. If you want, you can butter the bread or put mayonaise on it.
  2. Put one slice (unbuttered side facing down) on a plate.
  3. Arrange the strips of Bacon on top of that slice of bread so that it stacks without falling.
  4. Place the other slice of bread (buttered side facing down) on top of the strips of bacon.
  5. Eat and enjoy! You can cut the sandwich in half if you like as well.
Bacon Pizza
  • (1) Frozen Pizza - any flavor
  • Bacon - crumbled
  1. Follow the directions of the frozen pizza for the oven/microwave settings.
  2. Before you put the frozen pizza into the oven/microwave, distribute the crumbled bacon on top of the pizza.
  3. After the pizza has cooked per the directions on the box, eat and enjoy!
More to come!

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Join us!

If you are as excited about Bacon as we are, join our love affair with Bacon! The only thing you have to do is send us a picture of BACON!!!

UPDATE: We can't believe how many pictures we have received so far. Check back soon, when we create a page-o-bacon images!!! Be careful though, it might make you hungry.

Some links we like...
(WARNING: These may not be Bacon-related!)

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Please enjoy some videos about Bacon as we add more content to this site.

Here's some links to our April Fools Day Prank! Go Bacon!

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